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Probably not a lot of poetry, but some. Mostly just general musings.


Doug is upset that no terrorist attacks occurred on July 4th weekend.

Another thing I grew up on thanks to my dad. Basically, this guy, Phil Hendrie, a talented voice impressionist, would pretend to be a guest on his own show, and have conversations with himself under the guise of different voices. He would come up with all types of crazy characters and these characters would have the craziest notions and views on current events. Then he’d open up the phone lines and callers would go back and forth with his made up characters. It was hilarious.

By far, my favorite recurring character was Doug Dangger, a "gay man and a gay journalist" who made it a point to remind you of such at least 20 times in a conversation.

Please, please, please listen and hopefully you’ll laugh as much as I do.